Your favourite quotes?

[jamie B]

"Actually we're not into music"
"Wot then?"
"We're into chaos"
Steve Jones, Sex Pistols. :guitarist:

 

[user123]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

 

[DHTiling]

A good liar needs a good memory...!!

A few peeps need to remember that quote..:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Stewart]

"a life well lived is long enough" but my favorite is "work is the scourge of the drinking class"

 

[Al@Lifetiles]

"For beauty to be beautiful, ugliness must exist."

and....

"The tongue is the only tool sharpened with use"

 

[jamie B]

"yes I am always with you, until the very end of time"..Jesus Christ
(after using epoxy grout and trying to clean tools)

 

[jamie B]

...I'm going to hell for that...

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

No you won't Jamie, I might for this. A vicar says to an old man (tending his garden) " Alf you and God are making a really good job of that garden" Alf replies "yes vicar, but you should have seen the state of it when God was doing it on his own":lol:

 

[user123]

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
~ Leo Roste

 

[SandyFloor]

A smart man can get out of situations a wise man doesn't get into in the first place.