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reaper72
Was talking to BrianC today-he came up with a really good idea.....for free unlimited sponges follow the following tips:
1.Get a bus home
2.Select the back seat ,preferably upstairs
3.Remove stanley knife from pocket
4.Whilst coughing loudly rip a large section in the material covering of the seat
5.This will allow access to 3 sq feet of sponge which can be removed without any noise
6.Stuff the newly acquired sponge down jacket and get off at the next stop-walk,don't run to avoid attracting any suspicion
7.Once home the sponge can be cut into umpteen squares for tiling
8.If you get a different bus twice a day for a month-you could have a years supply of free sponges!
WARNING:Carrying a stanley knife could get you five years
WARNING:Getting caught could get you sectioned under the 1982 mental health act
WARNING:Watch where you plonk your arse on a bus
WARNING:Beware of loaning BrianC you car or van!
1.Get a bus home
2.Select the back seat ,preferably upstairs
3.Remove stanley knife from pocket
4.Whilst coughing loudly rip a large section in the material covering of the seat
5.This will allow access to 3 sq feet of sponge which can be removed without any noise
6.Stuff the newly acquired sponge down jacket and get off at the next stop-walk,don't run to avoid attracting any suspicion
7.Once home the sponge can be cut into umpteen squares for tiling
8.If you get a different bus twice a day for a month-you could have a years supply of free sponges!
WARNING:Carrying a stanley knife could get you five years
WARNING:Getting caught could get you sectioned under the 1982 mental health act
WARNING:Watch where you plonk your arse on a bus
WARNING:Beware of loaning BrianC you car or van!
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