For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they're making a male version...
It doesn't listen to anything!
I've just seen a man with no arms cycle past me…
I'm not sure of his name but his face rang a bell!
I was really embarrassed when my wife walked in on me playing with my sons train set by myself, so in a moment of panic, I threw a bed sheet over it...
I think I've managed to cover my tracks!
Every time I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager…
It's called the Heineken Manoeuvre!
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